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Whattup. Name's Cal! I'm a clownish dude who just kinda reblogs cool art I like and shit I find funny. I'm trans as hell and truscum and TERFs can die lmfao. Icon credit to samttyl.tumblr.com. 23 years old and counting.
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  1. Jul 19, 234,444 notes

    a-girl-with-sparkling-lies:

    ecrivainsolitaire:

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    Reblog or repost

    Because I know this website’s ability to read between the lines is ass, this is directed at people HIRED, PAID or SPONSORED (with money or other perks) to cosplay for promotion of struck properties and studios, whether that be at physical events or online (insta, tiktok etc).
    This isn’t about you and your buddies cosplaying for fun at the local convention, so don’t go attacking random cosplayers not actually involved in content creation or promotion for these cretins.

    (via mintkupocream)

  2. Jul 19, 23641,068 notes

    thebibliosphere:

    usingtimewisely:

    zombiesahoy:

    satanblessitt:

    greatjaggi:

    This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

    There is no way this is a porno

    This is the best porno there has ever been.

    The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

    It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

    Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

    (via were--ralph)

  3. Jul 19, 235,080 notes

    bogleech:

    transfemrecusant:

    sea creature of the day is the wolf eel i love these silly fellas!!! they are very beautiful to me


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    I hope everyone knows and loves knowing that these are a kind of goby. The biggest goby. Most gobies are like this:

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    (via punkitt-is-here)

  4. Jul 19, 236,724 notes

    orteil42:

    orteil42:

    why is this site trying to become twitter. why must everything i love die

    (every CEO in the last 5 years for some reason) hmmm today i will catastrophically mismanage my company to the fullest most embarrassing extent imaginable

    (via punkitt-is-here)

  5. Jul 19, 231,187 notes

    redcloudart:

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    Happy Pride Month! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    (via nmirah)

  6. Jul 19, 2315,572 notes

    heritageposts:

    heritageposts:

    heritageposts:

    we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

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    *sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

    tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

    “but tumblr needs to make money!!!”

    if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

    (via borrelia)

  7. Jul 19, 2319,772 notes

    memetheon:

    jellybeanium124:

    Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

    When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

    in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.

    Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.

    calendar date

    in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.

    Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.

    calendar date

    (via thenewborndeity)

  8. Jul 19, 2356,553 notes
    fembutchboygirl:
“rotsuko:
“is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
”
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
”

    fembutchboygirl:

    rotsuko:

    is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

    How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

    (via telltaletypist)

  9. Jul 19, 231,578 notes

    pupppylover:

    Hunny bear

    (via memevp)

  10. Jul 19, 23809 notes

    0fallen0:

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    Maybe one day I’ll stop making vriska and terezi angst, however

    Today is not that day.

    (via telltaletypist)